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Funny Stupid things people write in a resume.

FUNNY STUPID THINGS PEOPLE WRITE IN A

RESUME.


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* Please disregard the attached resume-it's completely outdated.

* Reason for leaving : Recently married. Desire to travel.

* I sold my house and now live in my RV. I'm able to travel and relocate if needed.

* I can work hard with no breaks.

* Objective: Decent pay, decent benefits and no complains.

* My previous boss told me I'm not accurate enough. But my parents told me I can be anything.

* I have a problem expressing myself. You have to see me in person.

* Please overlook some of my personal qualities and interests.

* I expect my salary commiserate with my experience.

* I think I'm an asset to any company, although I don't think of myself too much.

* If I don't qualify for this job I'll find another.

* I don't like to deal with customers that are abusive.

* I'm flexible with my responsibilities.

* I can ruin a whole store if hired.

* My previous employer requested that we were at our desks by 9:00 am every day.

Couldn't handle that much pressure.

* This is a ruff draft of my resume.

Have you come across some funny things people write in the resume ?

Post them in the comments area.

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