Even Nadya Suleman might probably find it amusing.

Even Nadya Suleman might probably find it amusing.

With so much wildness being expressed at different places on the Web on this matter, this person's page is just a baby talk. It's not in support of Nadya. It is not too hostile or violent, for a change,
ether.
It looks like a guy has rich imagination and a hard time
accepting the impossible. He can't do the things a woman can do.
But he can do his own thing. In his own way.
He can create. And joke like a guy.

And we know guys. They don't always mean it when they say it
and they don't say it when they mean it.
So one should feel lucky if the guy in their way is not too mean at least.


What do you think? Please comment.

Funny Stupid things people write in a resume.

FUNNY STUPID THINGS PEOPLE WRITE IN A

RESUME.


- - - - - - Hire me not. The best of the bad resume examples.


* Please disregard the attached resume-it's completely outdated.

* Reason for leaving : Recently married. Desire to travel.

* I sold my house and now live in my RV. I'm able to travel and relocate if needed.

* I can work hard with no breaks.

* Objective: Decent pay, decent benefits and no complains.

* My previous boss told me I'm not accurate enough. But my parents told me I can be anything.

* I have a problem expressing myself. You have to see me in person.

* Please overlook some of my personal qualities and interests.

* I expect my salary commiserate with my experience.

* I think I'm an asset to any company, although I don't think of myself too much.

* If I don't qualify for this job I'll find another.

* I don't like to deal with customers that are abusive.

* I'm flexible with my responsibilities.

* I can ruin a whole store if hired.

* My previous employer requested that we were at our desks by 9:00 am every day.

Couldn't handle that much pressure.

* This is a ruff draft of my resume.

Have you come across some funny things people write in the resume ?

Post them in the comments area.